It has been a long time since I last made a snowman.Of course, people in tropics and deserts who have never made a snowman.Or seen snow.In Dubai, they're so rich, there's a park with snow machines and a ski slope.People pay to build snowmen and have s

Every time I go to Walmart, some chick gets in my way and tries to sell me on a new phone plan or internet provider or electricity contract."Who is your electricity provider?" she asks."I make my own," I say and walk past her."Solar?""Pig shit," I say

I'm used to the window screens falling to the patio.The kid that lives upstairs knocks those out all the time.When I hear running and stomping and yelling, I know a window screen is about to drop.But when a baby fell to the patio, that was odd."Bozhe

We're building a new feature at work.This is the third attempt to build something.The first two were cut short by management and then finished by another company for us.So why should I waste time caring about this feature?It will get farmed out like t

John Madden had three rules for his team:Be on time, pay attention, and play like hell.And his players were on time, paid attention, and they sure played like hell.One of the Madden rules wasn't "Wear a suit and tie on the plane."He said that kind of

This apartment complex has gone downhill as of late, and the kind of people they're bringing in are getting worse and worse.We've had good luck with upstairs neighbors being quiet, but the latest is a single mother with kids that run and stomp around and

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I hung a set of wind chimes from a tree branch near my fence.I'd post a video of the wind chimes, but it's not all that windy.And even when it is, the wind never kicks up the sail so the clapper goes into the tubes.And the raindrops jostle the sail a l

They say that when you seek revenge, dig two graves.Because most villains have an accomplice.Or, if they don't, there will probably be a witness when you get revenge.And you can't leave any witnesses."I didn't see nothin'," says the witness. "I ain't

If you don't like Basquiat, you're a racist.So, call me a racist.His paintings and drawings were crap.Same with Cy Twombly, Philip Rothko, and all those other crap-peddlers.Warhol, too.Warhol peddled crap.And for a few years, Basquiat was the crap h