Season 2, Episode 8: ElectionCliff Barnes is running for the State Senate and the Ewings are pretty pissed about it. Mostly since he's polling crazy high! They can't find any dirt on him until: JR lays some homophobic BS out at the table one night accus..

The Ewings are having an 18th birthday party for Lacy... oh wait, I guess her name is Lucy? They basically have no idea what her name is or why she lives there. They don't even seem to care if she's there, so girl steals JR's car and gets the fuck outta .

Season 2, Episode 6: Double WeddingWhen Pam was 15 she went on a cheerleading trip and ran off to Mexico to marry a guy shipping off to Vietnam! Now that guy is back in town causing trouble. Ooooh controversy! JR is totally stoked by this. Pam swears th..

Season 2, Episode 5: Black Market BabySue Ellen REALLY wants to have a baby! The problem is that JR won't sleep with her - even when she drunkly challenges his virility. So, she decides to take matters into her own hands and adopt a baby. The adoption a..

Season 2, Episode 4: BypassJock has a heart attack! Everyone feels guilty... Lucy tries to bang Ray again. Sue Ellen drunkly dreams of running Southfork. Meanwhile, Jock recovers in the hospital with his chest oiled up like he's about to pose for the Se..

Season 2, Episode 3: Old AcquaintanceWhen Bobby and Pam got married he forgot to tell her one important fact: he'd been in love with and dating Jenna Wade for most of his life until, on the eve of their engagement at 20, she got cold feet and ran off to..

Gary and Val are reunited at Southfork, which basically puts everyone on edge besides Lucy and Miss Ellie. Digger falls off the wagon and sells Pam to Jock for $100.Today we'd say that Gary has severe anxiety (oh and is also an alcoholic...), in 1978 t...

Season 2, Episode 1: Reunion Part 1JR, while trying to keep his brother out of the office, sends Bobby to an Oil Conference in Las Vegas. Jokes on him though, because in Vegas, Bobby and Pam run into the 3rd Ewing brother Gary. doh! Gary is a recoverin...

Season 1, Episode 5: BarbecueIt's the season 1 FINALE and THE FIRST EWING BARBECUE!!!  Everyone gets drunk, Pam gets pregnant, Digger and Miss Ellie flirt a little bit, there's some awkward use of people of color, Sue Ellen wants to be Lady Godiva, but ..

Season 1, Episode 4: Winds of VengeanceJR and Ray go to Waco, TX for the night. While there, they get wasted and hook up with two ladies: Wanda and Mary Lou. They leave early in the morning back to Dallas - hung over and happy with themselves.Back in D...