S3, E04 SecretsValene is back in town and Lucy does not give AF. Lucy is finally starting to be able to vocalize her issues, like: my parents abandoned me to a family that never pays attention to me and the only attention I ever get is from creepy old m..

S3, E03 Silent KillerSue Ellen's mom and sister Kristin come to Dallas to visit baby John Ross. While the Ewings are picking them up at the airport, Cliff is picking up his dad Digger. Awkward! More awkward is that both Digger and Kristin are being play..

S3, E02 Whatever Happened to Baby John, Part 2Baby John has been kidnapped, y'all! I mean, honestly, it seems to be what happens when you're a Ewing, so you might as well get it over early, right? Everyone is a suspect! Cliff! Ames and Garr! Randos call..

S2, E12 Fallen IdolBobby's BFF from college Guzzler shows up out of the blue. Pam is NOT impressed! They stay out all night drinking, sexually harass waitresses and basically act like a couple of douchecanoe dude bros. Pam is even MORE unimpressed - MOS..

S3, E1 Whatever Happened to Baby John Part 1Season 3 PREMIERE!!!!  The show has a bigger budget we can TELL! Sue Ellen has emerged from her coma and no one ever talks about it again. Mmmm kay. She clearly has postpartum depression and some trauma from 1..

The one where Sue Ellen breaks out of the institution, steals a car and runs into a tree! Oh, and John Ross is born. Sue Ellen has been committed. Girl is NOT happy about it! She's lounging in her own pity party whilst wearing pearls and panty hose in h..

The one where Sue Ellen is institutionalized.Sue Ellen is in her 7th month of pregnancy, and 7th drink of the day... and it's 2pm. Girl is drankin' in the parking lot of her Ob/gyn appointment from a flask! It's... not great, Bob. Luckily for Sue Ellen,..

Season 2, Episode 22: The OutsidersOriginal Airdate: 16 March 1979Written by Leonard Katzman Directed by Dennis Donnelly  The one where Ray meets Donna.  The Ewings are having trouble with both Cliff Barnes at the OLM and the Mainwaring family (gue...

Season 2, Episode 21: Royal MarriageOriginal Airdate: 09 March 1979Written by Camille Marchetta Directed by Gunnar Hellström The one where Dallas was ahead of its time in treating a gay character well.  Lucy is dating Kit Mainwaring. They a super at...

Season 2, Episode 20: Call Girl This is the one where they play a lot of racketball! Bobby really wants Pam to come back to live at Southfork. JR does NOT! Instead of moving back, Pam decides to randomly move in with a friend, named LeeAnn, who  she mee..