The Episodic Table of Elements

The Episodic Table of Elements


Latest Episodes

60. Neodymium: Anarchy And Order
May 04, 2020

Decades of complex geopolitical chaos ultimately result in one afternoon's rather embarrassing hospital visit.

59. Praseodymium: Grandiloquent Sesquipedalianism
April 20, 2020

Sometimes, the most interesting aspect of an element has nothing to do with chemistry at all.

58. Cerium: Light My Fire
April 02, 2020

It's the most common flint you'll find, except it's not actually flint at all.

57. Lanthanum: Hidden In Plain Sight
March 23, 2020

Let's uncover element 57, and find out why the "rare earths" are neither rare nor earths nor an empire.

56. Barium: Glow-Getter
March 09, 2020

When you really want to suck all the air out of a room, barium will help you out.

55. Caesium: A Brief History Of Time
February 24, 2020

We'll trace the history of the most important caesium-based technology all the way back to its original roots: a stick.

54. Xenon: Ignoble Gas
February 10, 2020

Truly strange things start to happen when you breathe this rarefied air.

53. Iodine: Purple Haze
January 27, 2020

We'll pull in our elemental haul from the sea while Lady Jane Davy spits in the ocean.

52. Tellurium: To Hell You Ride
December 30, 2019

Collecting elements can be risky business. Tellurium is one of those elements that poses a dire threat -- not to one's health, but to the element collector's reputation in polite society.

51. Antimony: Can You Return An Inheritance?
December 16, 2019

It's like an Everlasting Gobstopper, but Willy Wonka is a fratricidal German monk.