EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? The Christmas season is here, listener. If you are new to the show, you will soon learn how into Christmas we are at EMR. If you’re a regular, you are well aware. Voila — December. Episode #516. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

“Early Christmas morning,
_sneaky as can be. I creep
_across the carpet and peek
_under the tree. Pick out a
_a gift from Mom to me, bring
_it to my ear. Give it a little
_shimmy-shake and what do I
_hear? Socks. Tube socks! This
_is the worst gift I ever got. It
_doesn’t beep or buzz or bop
_or rattle in the box. Hey,
_why’d you waste the paper on
_a lousy pair of socks. Tip-toe
_to the mantle, a scowl upon
_my brow. I reach up to my
_stocking hanging from a holly
_bough…“
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– American Asshole Does The Right Thing
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso hits the pavement
– Liman, Palminteri, Mulaney
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– A very short & impromptu round of The Sneezing Superstitions Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!