Welcome to world of EMR Episode #508.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“Into the distance, a ribbon of
_black. Stretched to the point
_of no turning back. A flight of
_fancy on a windswept field.
_Standing alone, my senses 
_reeled. A fatal attraction is
_holding me fast. How can I
_escape this irresistible grasp?
_Can’t keep my eyes from the
_circling skies. Tongue-tied and
_twisted, just an earth-bound
_misfit, I.“
EM NEWS
– The Best of Both Worlds…or Not
– What A Cute Little Devil
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso becomes enamored
– Will You Accept The Weasel Into Your Life…Again?
– Van Halen, Armstrong, Prince
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA (The Colonel returns next week)
– Jerry’s 80s Music Quiz
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown (Grand Finale)
– So much more, your head will spin!