Hi friends. I don’t know what to say to you tonight. Mostly, because I have just stuffed my mouth with the most delicious fried pork egg rolls on this planet!  Forbidden Palace pork egg rolls to be exact.  Mort Lawry here to tell you — if you find yourself in Los Angeles, The City of Angels, in the 1940s, be sure to check out Forbidden Palace…you’ll be god damned glad you did, Time Traveller.  Now, enjoy a little something that is time-less. EMR! This is five-hundred-zero-five.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MUSIC-MAN: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“There’s some Polynesian dive,
_down wind from the Badlands.
_The Palace at 4am. We kicked
_through the diamond dust. 
_Halfway between Vancouver
_and the bingo game that made
_the man. Kicking around in
_the promised land. Just one
_flick of the wrist, one flick of
_the wrist and look, look, look…
_We’re in the Palace at 4am.
_When a daydream threw the
_covers. Back, back, back, back.
_Back before you saw the ribbon
_tied around your bomb. When
_you were kicking hearts around.
_The Palace at 4am...“

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