Chinese food. Yes, friends, Chinese food…the staple of any Chinese meal. I could talk all night about spring rolls and other exotic delicacies, but there’s no reason. All you have to do is head on down to the King Joy Lo and experience for yourself. From the tantalizing appetizers to the hearty, authentic main dishes, you can’t go wrong at the King Joy Lo. This is Mort Lawry saying — Take my fuckin’ word for it! Enjoy some delicious ethnic dishes and then enjoy EMR, Episode 503!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“The chow chow-mein is great
_for lunch and Orange Kitten
_sure packs a punch. The 
_flavor you can’t knock. This
_Asian food rocks. You need to
_go get some Chinese Wok. 
_Labrador retrieve me some
_Chinese Wok. All the best
_food is made from dog. Eating
_pussy — it’s great Chinese Wok.
_Come to this dinner, it’s just
_like Tongchuan. Spread butter
_on Beagles. Try Shangri-Poodles
_with a side of Pit Bull. The
_food is a bitch. The taste is so
_rich, that you won’t care if it’s
_mastiff...“

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– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is seeing red
– Let The Drum War Begin!
– Wilson, Quaid, Boseman
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from his current SoCal location
– EMR’s Shit From The Pages of Comics
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown (round four)
– An all new Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!