Tonight, Mort Lawry, is on vacation. And being the only people here are the junky janitor and an overnight camera crew that hasn’t heard of the word sobriety or the word shower, we are going to have to skip the regular advertisement that would fill this spot. Enjoy EMR episode 502!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN

“Everybody loves a nut. The
_whole world loves a weirdo.
_Brains are in a rut, but every- 
_body loves a nut. There was
_a hermit named Fred who 
_kept the dead horse in his
_cave. And everyone said to
_Fred. how come you keep
_a dead horse in your cave?
_and he said, well…brains
_are in a rut, but everybody
_loves a nut. A Columbian
_man named Frank had a
_tiger named Hank. He tried
_to put Hank in his tank.
_Guess what happened to ole
_Frank? When they picked up
_the teets there and eyeballs.
_And erected a tombstone that
_read. Another Columbian
_fella told Queen Isabella – I
_don’t think the world is flat.
_And now what do you think
_about that? And she said – you
_don’t? And he said – no ma’am.
_And she said – he’d get out of
_my queendom...“

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