Mort Lawry here, tonight, with a serious question. Did you catch the 500th episode of EMR? I did and let me tell you — it was good. Damn good. In fact, it was so good…I really don’t know what they could do next. I’m not expecting much out of this episode 501, to be honest. I am suffering a severe case of the 500 blues. Well, maybe they can do it.  Let’s hope. Here’s your EMR crew with Episode number five-zero-one. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
“Five little King Cake babies
_planning to escape. One 
_jumped up and ran away. 
_Mama called the baker, and 
_the baker said — No more
_King Cake babies planning
_to escape. Four little King
_Cake babies planning to
_escape. Mama called the
_baker, and the baker said —
_No more King Cake babies
_planning to escape. Three
_little King Cake babies
_planning to escape. Mama
_called the baker, and the
_baker said — No more King
_Cake babies planning to
_escape. Two little King Cake
_babies planning to escape.
_Mama called the baker, and
_the baker said — No more
_King Cake babies planning to
_escape. One little King Cake
_baby planning to escape.
_Mama called the baker. The
_baker said...“

EM NEWS
– Walkin’ In A Chocolate Wonderland
– Let’s Have Some Ice Cream For Dinner
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso soars
– Reinhart, Kennedy, Martin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Jerry has a new Analog Head-Trip
– The Urban Legends Quiz
– Plenty of great odd tidbits ARE missing from this episode
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown
– So much more, your head will spin!