Hey kids, it’s Mort Lawry. If you are expecting me to say something witty here or maybe snarky, advertising some bizarre product…stuff it! I took the night off to listen to this — EMR Episode #500, and you should too!  It’s BIG!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM GUITARISTA: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
YOUR EM CLAM: CLAMBOY

“We’re a well known Glasgow
_Football team. We don’t 
_play in blue. We don’t play
_in green. Red and yellow are 
_the colors we love. The 
_colors of The Patrick Thistle 
_Football Club. By the way,
_we don’t fear anyone at any
_time, anywhere. So, fly the
_flags of the Firhill Jags and
_follow them everywhere.“

EM NEWS
– Smile For The Camera, Chair
– Let’s Have A Sleepover
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso swept up in Mania
– Smith, Simms, Robinson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– 6/8 Nate plays 3 songs for us live, including an EMR exclusive
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Jerry has a new Analog Head-Trip
– The Big EMR EMR Quiz
– A huge, beautiful 5 Minute Cinema Production
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown
– Lots of 500 fun!
– So much more, your head will spin!