Hey kids, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry. Spring time is in the air, and… Wait a god-damned second. Who wrote this? Spring is in the air? Summer is practically over, you fuckin’ numb skulls!  New copy what? New copy is on its way? Who gives a shit about that? I quit…again.  Listen to EMR and have a great fucking night. I’m out of here!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“I was gonna clean my room
_until I got high. I was gonna
_get up and find the broom,
_but then I got high. My room
_is still messed up and I know
_why. Because I got high, 
_because I got high. Because
_I got high. I was gonna go to
_class before I got high. I
_coulda cheated and I coulda
_passed, but then I got high.“

EM NEWS
– Holy Slithering Swirly, Batman!
– Man Pig Bacon
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Young Is Sick of This Asshole, And He’s Not Alone
– Cinema PaulieDiso swept up in Mania
– Shearer, Rubio, Cash
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch o’ new Shower Thoughts
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!