Ashtrays. Is there a size or shape they don’t come in?  Hmmm…you don’t see many rhombus trays at your local AshMart now do you?  Wrong.  Hi buddies, it’s good ol’ Mort Lawry here to let you in on a little secret…AshMart. AshMart has rhombus ashtrays and any other shape you can imagine. Shape, size, functionality…whatever you need they have it. Fuck! They even have a cozy little spot to sit and smoke and a great selection of sticks to smoke on. Don’t miss out on the action of rhombus! Visit AshMart today. Now, how’s ’bout you listen to my good friends at EMR?  Good plan. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

“About that time a Taurus
_zoomed around the curve.
_Driver havin’ him a smoke.
_Finished it, then out the
_window it flew. The butt
_landed at my toe and I 
_thought — “to you, all the
_world’s an ashtray.” But
_you should keep it to your-
_self. All the world’s an ash-
_tray…“

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