Have you ever been sitting in a comfortable chair, next to a beautiful ashtray, a pack of Tommy Bahamas cedar matches in your hand and thought to yourself, “What the fuck am I missing? Oh yeah…the cigar.”  Don’t let this happen to you. Hi friends, Mort Lawry here to tell you about Cigars Right Now.  Sign up with Cigars Right Now today and the next time you find yourself without a fine smoke, all you have to do is think about it and it will be. It’s that easy. In fact, you don’t even really have to go to the website to sign up. Have you already thought about it? Cool. Then it’s already done. You will be billed monthly. Isn’t supernatural fun? Now, here’s something bizarre — eMpTy Minds Radio. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“Embers in the ashtray glow
_like memories that won’t
_let go. I’m out here trying
_to get untangled, in the
_darkness at the edge of 
_town. A little lost, a little
_found, waiting on a call
_from an angel. I light up
_the night and let it burn.
_Lean back and watch the
_sundown fade…

EM NEWS
– Welcome To Screamville
– Knock. Knock. Anybody Home?
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– ICM, Apparently, Progressive
– Cinema PaulieDiso cuts a deal
– Rhodes, Schiff, Franklin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The World’s Most Boring Quiz — Don’t Miss It!
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!