Morty Lawry here to tell you that there is no better place to smoke a cigar than at a table that was designed and built for the sole purpose of pleasurably smoking a cigar. It’s handsome, stylish, and well-crafted. It lights up, has a built-in ashtray, trash receptacle and that other thing, whatever the fuck it does. It also has lids, so when you’re done…poof, your mess is hidden. How the hell does that sound? Pretty damn alright, right?  Get your fancy, art-deco, cigar, lamp table today…wherever fancy, art-deco, cigar, lamp tables are sold. Now, it’s eMpTy Minds Radio, kiddies!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY

“Would you sew my mesen-
_teric together? Wonder 
_smoke inside of my pul-
_monary. Indigo to go with
_the fire inner. I can take
_a match to you. Watcher
_try. And you take another
_hit, breath in tight. And
_you try a little bit all
_your life. For a light of
_bloody spit, wave good-
_bye. Killer, maker, roller,
_breaker — like a red in
_an ashtray. Killer, maker,
_roller, breaker — like a
_red in an ashtray. Red in
_an ashtray.”

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– Gunn, Thomas, Baskin
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ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
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– Jerry’s Happy Note
– We speak with Colonel Nylen & “others” from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!