Do you need an elegant place to rest and eventually snuff out that old cancer stick? Look no further than Battuto Art Deco Ashtrays. There are literally seven to choose from and no matter your choice, you will not be disappointed. Trust your old pal Mort Lawry just as you’ve done for years. Would I ever steer you fuckers wrong? Not a chance. Battuto Art Deco Ashtrays. Don’t be a dick!  Now, it’s time for some eMpTy Minds Radio.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“Out of the ashtray, into the
_ashtray, out of the ashtray.
_There’s nothing living, 
_there’s nothing given. Week-
_ender’s vision turns to work-
_ing shoes. There’s nothing
_living, there’s nothing
_given. Weekender puts on
_his working suit.”

EM NEWS
– Bacon On The Loose
– Sausage On Demand
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Pesky Streaming Service Thinks You’re Rich
– Cinema PaulieDiso is losing it
– David, Prine, Smith
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Big Boom! The EMR Fireworks Quiz
– We speak with Colonel Nylen & “others” from the SoCal Desert Compound
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!