Whoaaaaaaaaa. That shit is beautiful, man. Hahahaha. Oh fuck…Mort Lawry here for Mellow Mushroom. Yeah, it’s the only mushroom for your buddy Mort. Damn…the colors, baby. It’s all like fuck…..and check out that EMR show…it’s soooooo gooooood and shiny. — drop signal —
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

“You better wise up and get
_good at networking. Or you’re
_never gonna add up to any-
_thing. But I just love pizza so
_much, I’m choosing it instead
_of spending every moment,
_trying to get ahead.”

EM NEWS
– Topless Hero
– Extra Special Toppings
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Theater What’s What Amid Endless Virus Stupidity
– Cinema PaulieDiso can’t see past the legs
– Jeremy, Grande, Chaplin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The Big Fat EMR Radio Quiz
– We speak to Colonel Nylen & Nygel on the road in SoCal
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!