Hey gang, Mort Lawry here to tell you about Pinky’s Pizza.  If you think that sign is the bee’s knees, just wait til you get a load of their piping hot waitress…errr…ummm…pizza. It’s the best fucking slice you will have, this side of heaven. Trust your buddy Mort, Pinky’s is definitely the pie you want. Now, some EMR. It’s episode four…four…whatever it says at the top of the page. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

“One slice lights up my life, hot &
_fresh at any time. I attack like an
_animal, delicious and casual.
_Please can you go out and get me
_some? P, I want some, I-Z-Z-A. I
_wanna get my little greasy hands
_on some. P, I want some, I-Z-Z-A.
_Please will you cook me up some
_of that delicious P-I-Z-Z-A?”

EM NEWS
– Creepy Music From Land’s End
– Ocean of Snot
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Mad Jaffee Folds Up Shop
– Cinema PaulieDiso doin’ some scalpin’
– Cena, Dries, Clark
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Another exciting round of The Fabulous Initials Game
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!