Hey, kiddies, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry here. I took a month off for some Back To The Future nonsense, but I am back to tell you about the bomb-diggity-doo of Pizzas. Its Angelo’s Pizza Parlor. Yeah, sure the sign says family dining, but show up with a ho. Hell, you might even get a discount. That’s how good this shit is! Angelo’s…if you eat another pizza, you’re an asshole! Now, it’s time for EMR.  It’s been so long since I have been here, I have no fucking idea what episode it is..but enjoy it just the same!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COLONEL NYLEN

“Sunday morning – needs for
_pizza. It’s just the cheese chilling
_in my mind. Eating Pizza, Sunday
_morning…nothing’s wasted here.
_Just left behind. It’s out. It’s on
_the counter. You’ll be so glad you
_found another slice. You’re eating
_it twice. Half of it’s gone, into my
_mouth. I was so hungry. Now I am
_full. I ate it for a little while. I only
_ate the part with cheese. Nom, nom,
_nom. Have a bite of crust. Nom, nom,
_nom. Have a bite of crust. Nom, nom,
_nom. Have a bite of crust. Have a bite
_of…a bite of crust. Have a bite of
_crust.”

EM NEWS
– Primate Hemo Thief
– Wrong Bondage Locale
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Celebs Jump On The Cause-Wagon
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets hooked
– Pope, Abrams, Capps
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– An exciting round of The Fabulous Initials Game
– We talk George Floyd + Tom’s pics from the memorial (on our FB page)
– Jerry’s Happy Note (LIVE – Jerry’s back!)
– We talk with Colonel Nylen from his SoCal desert bunker
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!