Do you have a strong need for shit? Call D. Jones Manure today. We will deliver what ever you need and we won’t cause a stink about it, either. From five cubic feet of the ripe stuff to five cubic miles, we literally have you covered at D. Jones. We are conveniently located just west of Hill Valley. Call us today or stop in. Hope to smell…err…see you soon.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM CALL IN: COL. NYLEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: BEN

“Road trippin’ with my two favor-
_ite allies. Fully loaded – we got
_snacks and supplies. It’s time to
_leave this town. It’s time to 
_steal away. Let’s go get lost, any-
_where in the USA. Let’s go get
_lost. Let’s go get lost. Blue, you
_sit so pretty west of The One.
_Sparkles light with yellow icing,
_just a mirror for the sun. Just
_a mirror for the sun. Just a 
_mirror for the sun. These 
_smiling eyes are just a mirror
_for…”

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– Adams, Horn, Penniman
– The Ticker Flashback
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ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The Big EMR Pizza Party Quiz
– Minnesota Vice
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Colonel Nylen calls in from his Yucca Bunker with an update
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!