Do you like to saw stuff, but hate cleaning up the sawdust? You’re not alone. Recent polls indicate that over five billion people feel the same way as you. There’s good news, friend. Your old buddy Mort Lawry to tell you all about the new DustFucker, portable, automatic, antiseptic, vegan, organic sawdust cleaner from our good friends as SawToof Industries. Just sit this little bastard in the corner of your garage and forget about it. The next time you saw something and make a mess…forget about that too. Go ahead! Go get dinner, go bowling, go to the movies, when you come home your garage will be clean, you will have to do a double-take just to make sure your in the right fucking garage. The DustFucker…your new best friend. Sorry, Dogs.  Now, onto the main course — EMR episode 482. Enjoy the shit out of it, you media hungry bastards!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM CALL IN: COL. NYLEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: BEN

“Well, if you could have married
_a king’s daughter there, I’m 
_sure you’re the one to blame.
_For I am married to a house
_carpenter, and I’m sure he’s a
_fine young man. Forsake,
_forsake your house carpenter
_and come away with me.“
EM NEWS
– The Running Madman
– He’s A Bucketman, Burning Out His Fuse Up There Alone
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– His Talent Is His Kindness
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a gamble
– Prine, Zumthor, Klein
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A Great Big Monopoly Quiz
– An all new Minnesota Vice
– Colonel Nylen calls in from his Yucca Bunker with an update
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!
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