Spring is here, folks, and you know what that means don’t you? Time to put on a fancy coat with long-tails, grab a walking stick, your shiniest top hat and for no reason whatsoever, a monocle. So, you can walk down the street and strut your stuff.  And that’s just the dog. I ain’t even started talking about you yet. HA-HA-HA. It’s your dear friend Mort Lawry. What I’m getting at, compadre’s is it’s time for Snooty Cigarettes. Yes, Snooty Cigarettes. In the classy blue package. You can’t beat Snooty for smoothness, refreshingness, tastiness and yes…snootiness. What the fuck are you waiting for? Pick up a pack today, at your local retailer. Now, time for a little EMR episode four-eight-zero. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: BEN

“Now, I’m a fellow with a heart
_of gold. With the ways of a 
_gentleman, I’ve been told. A
_kind of a fellow that wouldn’t
_even harm a flea. But if me 
_and a certain character met,
_that guy that invented the
_cigarette, I’d murder that son
_of a gun in the first degree. It
_ain’t that I don’t smoke, myself.
_And I don’t reckon they’ll injure
_your health. I’ve smoked ’em
_all my life and I ain’t dead yet.
_But nicotine slaves are all the
_same, at a pheasant party or a
_poker game. Everything’ gotta
_stop when they have that
_cigarette.“
EM NEWS
– The 8th, Less Respected, Samurai
– Nose Candy Hippos
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– And Just Like That…It Was Published
– Cinema PaulieDiso is two-timin’
– Uderzo, Rogers, Weissberg
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– New Segment “Think About It”
– Special guest Ben hangs out
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!
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