Hey friends, it’s your good buddy Mort Lawry here to tell you about Clown Cigarettes. Despite the name, you won’t look like a joker when you smoke Clown. Clown will make you look like a sophisticate. They will make you look cool. They will make you feel cool. And if they don’t make her do a double-take on you, fuck the bitch…she doesn’t deserve you. That’s right, Clown Cigarettes for the three ring circus of life. Now, EMR.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
“Cigareetes, whusky & wild,
_wild women – they’ll drive 
_you crazy. They’ll drive you 
_insane. Cigareetes, whusky &
_wild, wild women – they’ll
_drive you crazy. They’ll drive
_you insane. Once I was happy
_and had a goof wife. I had
_enough money to last me for
_life. I met with a girl and we
_went on a spree. She taught
_me to smoke and to drink
_whiskey. Cigareetes, whusky
_& wild, wild women – they’ll
_drive you crazy. They’ll drive
_you insane.“
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