It’s hard to believe when next we meet it will already be March. But it’s true. Hi, old friends, it’s your buddy Mort Lawry here to remind you it’s never too late. You might be thinking “Too late for what, Mort?”  That’s because nothing gets by you, you sly dog. My reply — anything. It’s never too late for anything. A new product from the good people at Procrastination Industries. Why waste your time on that damned thing today when tomorrow will be another fine opportunity to skip it once again? You can’t skip it tomorrow if it’s already done, right? Bingo. You’re a smart motherfucker!  Give Procrastination Industries a call right now for your free catalog. Or don’t. See if I give a shit. Now, onto our regularly scheduled program — eMpTy Minds Radio.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: SIX/8 NATE

“They call me Cuban Pete,
_I’m the king of the Rumba
_beat. When I play the mar-
_acas, I go chic-chic-ky-boom,
_chic-chic-ky-boom. Yes, sir,
_I’m Cuban Pete, I’m the 
_craze of my native street.
_When I start to dance, every-
_thing goes chic-chic-ky-boom,
_chic-chic-ky-boom. The
_senoritas they sing and they
_swing with terampero, It’s
_very nice! So full of spice!
_And when they dance in
_they bring a happy ring, that
_era keros…“
EM NEWS
– Leaning…No Less
– Scrot-Vaulting
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– What Not To Visit
– A Slightly Less Guarded Albeit Maligned Netflix
– Culkin, Roback, Cooper
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Cinema PaulieDiso is right in the action
– The BIG Lebowski Super Quiz
– Jerry hits us with another Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!
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