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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
“Is it you? Is it you who’s been
_orchestrated? Is it you? Is it
_you who’s born frustrated?
_Is this human freedom,
_hedonistic excess? Junkie
_consumerism, mass-pro-
_duction, toxic sickness.
_Everyone is wearing now,
_plastic masks that they hide 
_behind. Marketing massive
_sales of nothing. Everything
_is selling. Is it you? Is it you
_who’s been orchestrated? Is
_it you? Is it you who’s born
_frustrated?“
EM NEWS
– Brand New Spook-A-Saurus
– Moose Don’t Fucking Swing!
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Drats…It’s Cats
– Stream Re-Opens Case
– Kramer, Blum, Eminem
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Valentine’s Day Tidbits
– Another pile of Shower Thoughts
– Minnesota Vice
– It’s an all nude episode of EMR
– So much more, your head will spin!