February is right around the corner, which means Valentine’s Day is near. Are you ready? Gentlemen, your old buddy Mort Lawry here to say Fuck Flowers!  That’s right. You heard me. Fuck ’em.  They dry up, wilt away, turn into dull husks that sit on your table and remind you that you should’ve bought her a better gift. Why not hook up with pros at CumGIftery Inc? For just $49.00 they can take your freshly squozen jizz and put it into a gorgeous keepsake necklace that she will cherish for years. This year, give yourself a hand and then give her a gift she will never see cumming. Wink. Now, it’s time for that wacky assault on stupidity! eMpTy Minds Radio!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: SIX/8 NATE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: GREG

“Hey there, have you heard
_about my robot friend? He’s
_metal and small and doesn’t
_judge me at all. He’s a cyber-
_wired bundle of joy — my 
_robot friend. I like to dip and
_daddle with my robot friend. 
_He’s smart as can be and 
_emotion-free. And he’s 
_computin’ his way to my heart,
_my robot friend. My robot
_friend. My robot friend. My
_robot…friend. I’m hangin’
_out in LA with my robot friend.
_We’re havin’ such fun in the
_hot, hot sun. We’re two of a
_kind — that’s me, and my robot
_friend.“
EM NEWS
– Family Room Not Part of The Attraction
– Cop Rock!
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Movie Coffin Meet Movie Nail
– Cinema PaulieDiso steps back into the shadows
– Pizzolatto, Danes, Weiss
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Tidbits
– A sweet round of the all new EMR Movie Tagline Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– We chat with special guest Greg
– So much more, your head will spin!