Mort Lawry here, friends, to tell you about…What? This is a live read. Get the… You’re damn right, I’m pissed!  I’m fuckin’ leaving. Sell this shit yourself! I don’t give a fuck how much they’re paying…you don’t come walking in here on my…. And YOUR mother!  This is EMR, listen if you want…It’s episode…ahh…who gives a fuck?
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Stand clear! Don’t man a-talk.
_You can’t stand where I stand,
_you can’t walk where I walk.
_Watch out, we run New York!
_Police man come, we bust him
_out the park. I know this for a
_fact — you don’t like how I act.
_You claim I’m sellin’ crack, but
_you be doin’ that. I’d rather 
_say “see ya,” ’cause I would
_never be ya. Be an officer?
_You wicked overseer. Ya hot-
_shot, wanna get props and be
_a savior? First, show a little –
_change your behavior. Change
_your attitude. Change your
_plan...“
EM NEWS
– Soulless Legality
– Circling…Circling…Circling…BOOM!
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– The Death of Superman
– Cinema PaulieDiso is on the edge
– Eilish, King, Lee
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR Initials Game…Again!
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– So much more, your head will spin!