It’s the first show of the new year. You may not have known that, since you still haven’t picked up a new calendar. I know…I know. You haven’t been to see the mechanic or your insurance agent in a while. And who wants to buy a calendar? I’ll tell you who – YOU, you lazy fuck! Mort Lawry here. Our friends over at Calenderz N’ Other Shit have what you need. ALL of their calendars come complete with 12 full months worth of days for you to while away! They feature pics of babes, sports, cars, whatever your fetish is…you perve! They have it all! Order yours today. Not that you know what day it is.  Now, EMR…episode four-sixty-eight.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“Take a ride in my VW. If I’m
_gonna go nowhere,  it might
_as well be with you. Dead fly
_on my window-screen, heat
_haze, a sky of green. Sucking
_on a lollipop stick, you could
_take the day off sick. Through
_the villages and towns, watch
_the world going ’round and 
_’round. Road atlas on your lap,
_but your navigation is crap...“
EM NEWS
– Take Us Bah-Ah-Ah-Ack To Where You Found Us
– I’m Dipshit, Hear Me Roar!
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – a rare double-feature
– Hudgens, Johnston, Mendelson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Tidbits
– Too Close For Comfort – An EMR Photo Game
– So much more, your head will spin!