The New Year is just around the corner. Are you prepared? Friends, your old buddy Mort Lawry here to talk a little bit about next year. You do not know what to expect. Hurricanes, earthquakes, more Republitard bullshit, fires, famine, fucksticks…it’s all possible and conceivable.  But, until now, there has been no way to predict it.  This new product from the good people at Stuff It Industries solves the problem.  The Calculizer will tell you what will happen today. When you get out of bed, flip this little gem on and know, in advance, how your day will be. The Calculizer Pro will give you a week’s head notice and The Calculizer Pro Plus will give you thirteen solid days of advanced life info. That’s nearly two weeks. Who the fuck wouldn’t want this? Order yours today. Now, enjoy our program — The EMR 2019 Year End Wrap Up!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: SIX-8 NATE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY
“It was Christmas Eve, babe, in
_the drunk tank. An old man
_said to me “won’t see another
_one.” And then he sang a song,
_The rare old Mountain Dew. I
_turned my face away, and 
_dreamed about you. Got on a
_lucky one, came in eighteen 
_to one. I’ve got a feeling this
_year’s for me and you. So,
_happy Christmas. I love you,
_baby. I can see a better time
_when all our dreams come true.“
EM NEWS
– Late Night Robot
– Tossin’ A Cold, Outdated Law
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso’s Year End Review
– Hemsworth, Cameron, Scorsese
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Tidbits
– A Best of Incorrect Theme Guesses 2019
– Clamboy’s Fish or No Fish game
– So much more, your head will spin!