And here we are…just a few short days until Christmas. The excitement is palpable.  Travelling to see loved ones can be a grand time, unless you are sitting at the bus station or the airline terminal and some free-form, poorly parented, snot-nosed little cretin wipes a big fat booger on that brand new jacket, scarf or shirt. Mort Lawrey here, my friends. This has happened to most of us at one point, and let’s face it…as much as you’d like to, you can’t kill the little fucker. And if you did, you’d end up with even more stains. Introducing The Stain Assassin. Yes, it’s another fine product from the folks at WingNut Enterprises, the same folks who brought you the self-folding pantaloons. Just a spritz of The Stain Assassin and that stain is gone, I don’t care if it’s grape juice or tar. Maybe spritz a little directly on the source just to be safe. Hehe…that’s between you and me. The Stain Assassin from WingNut. Now, here’s EMR — the big stupid Christmas Spectacular or something like that. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
“I’m dreaming of a white Christ-
_mas, just like the ones I used
_to know. Where the tree tops
_glisten and children listen to
_hear sleigh bells in the snow.
_I’m dreaming of a white Christ-
_mas with every Christmas 
_card I write. May your days be
_merry and bright, and may all
_your Christmases be white.
_I’m dreaming of a white Christ-
_mas with every Christmas 
_card I write. May your days be
_merry and bright, and may all
_your Christmases be white.“
EM NEWS
– SantAtlantis
– Welcome to Pigeon-Hat, Nevada
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Hey, Bitch…It’s A Fucking Movie!
– Cinema PaulieDiso has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
– Heffner, Petty, Ridley
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of It’s A Wonderful Life Odd Tidbits
– A Holiday Jerry’s Happy Note – Florida’s Xmas Gas
– Clamboy’s Christmas Commercial Game
– We visit with Cousin Todd
– Tons of new Christmas stuff as well as EMR Christmas classics
– So much more, your head will spin!