Happy Holidays friends, Mort Lawrey here to talk about table salt. Yes, table salt. The importance of a good table salt is overlooked. Does it really matter? Yes. Bad table salt can completely fuck up that holiday meal. That’s why you and your family should be using Sea Drool imported Danish Sea Salt. Sea Drool isn’t like that Utah crap. Sea Drool is made with the finest, pure, majestic sea salt crystals. And best of all, Sea Salt is coming to you from the fine folks at Downer Foods. The same people who introduced you to Jasper’s No-Cry Onions just last year. Pick up some Sea Drool, salt the shit out of your favorite foods and make your family proud this holiday season. Now…uh…oh yeah, those bastards at EMR. Roll it!
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“We wish you a merry Christmas.
_We wish you a merry Christmas.
_We wish you a merry Christmas,
_and a happy new year. Good 
_tidings we bring to you and 
_your kin. Good tidings for
_Christmas and a happy new 
_year. Oh…bring us some 
_figgy pudding. Oh…bring us
_some figgy pudding. Oh…
_bring us some figgy pudding,
_and bring it right here. We
_won’t go until we get some.
_We won’t go until we get some.
_We won’t go until we get some.
_We wish you a merry Christmas
_and a happy new year.“
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