One holiday down and several to go, eh? Mort Lawrey here. Tonight, your old buddy Mort would like to make sure you are prepared for the next big holiday sweep, which is less that one month away. Presenting: Bombs Away Seasoning from the fine folks over at Spud-Fucker Industries. That’s right, the very same people who brought you the self-baking potato. With Bombs Away Seasoning, you just drop a pinch on anything and BOOM, it tastes exactly how it should. From ice-cream sundaes to steak, this shit really does work. Now, I take you to our regularly scheduled program. eMpTy Minds Radio. This is is episode four-hundred-sixty-three. Damn! That’s a lot! Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SIX-8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“I’ve got twelve disciples and a
_Buddha smile. The Garden of
_Allah, Viking Valhalla. A 
_miracle once in a while. I’ve
_got a pantheon of animals in 
_a pagan soul. Vishnu and Gaea
_Aztec and Maya dance around
_my Totem pole. I believe in
_what I see. I believe in what I
_hear. I believe that what I’m
_feelings changes how the
_world appears. Angels and
_demons dancing in my head. 
_Lunatics and monsters under-
_neath my bed. Media mess-
_iahs preying on my fears. Pop
_culture profits playing in my
_ears.“
EM NEWS
– Donut Fakery
– Ocean’s 11-Hundred-Million
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Legal In-Depp-Titude
– Cinema PaulieDiso & a six string
– Abrams, Johnson, Hopkins
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Junior High Notes, Dickhead!
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!