Good evening, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry once again. Tonight, I’d like to talk to you about your house. Do you love it? If so, go ahead and take a much needed potty break or grab another Hydrox brand cookie from the little ceramic cookie jar you keep next to the bread box.  Do you hate your house? Good. Grab a piece of paper and prepare to write down some life changing information. Our sponsors at Craptastico Realty can help. They really, really can. They can get you out of that steaming shit pile and into your dream home. And they can get you top dollar by selling that rotting turd to some other unsuspecting folk. Folks just like you were when you got sucked into that god awful pile of garbage in which you currently reside. Craptastico Realty. More on that in just a moment. Now we start our regular program – EMR Episode 462. Enjoy the fucking hell out of it. Your old pal, Mort always does!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“They paved paradise and put
_up a parking lot. With a pink,
_hotel, a boutique and a swing-
_ing hot spot. Don’t it always
_seem to go, that you don’t know 
_what you’ve got ’till it’s gone?
_They paved paradise and put
_up a parking lot. Late last 
_night, I heard the screen 
_door slam. And a big yellow
_taxi took away my old man.
_Don’t it always seem to go
_that you don’t know what 
_you’v got ’till it’s gone? They
_paved paradise and put up a
_parking lot.“
EM NEWS
– Mooligan’s Island
– Turkey Don’t Care ‘Bout No Mail
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Welcome To Fincher Towne
– Cinema PaulieDiso is digging deep
– Roberts, Hanks, Connick
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR Customary Turkey Day Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!