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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JOSHERS

“I just moved in my new house
_today. Movin’ was hard, but I 
_got squared away. Bells 
_started ringin’ and chains
_rattled loud. I knew I’d moved
_in a haunted house. Still, I 
_made up in my mind to stay.
_Nothin’ was agonna drive me
_away. When I seen somethin’
_that give me the creep. Had
_one big eye and atwo big feet.
_I stood right still and I did the
_freeze. He did the stroll right
_up to me. Made a noise with 
_his feet that sound like a drum.
_Say you’ll be here when the
_mornin’ come.“
EM NEWS
– Half-Life House
– We’ve Heard of Bug Bombs Before, But This Is Ridiculous
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– He Didn’t Really Need The Work
– Cinema PaulieDiso employees a working girl
– Smith, Mirren, Favreau
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– More Shower Thoughts
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!