Winter is just around the corner, my friends. Don’t wait until you are coughing up blood or lying on the floor convulsing to get that old furnace filter changed. Replace that musty, dusty, scum-cloaked filter with a brand new, fresh, cucumber scented Veggie-Filter today. That’s right the Veggie-Filter.  You don’t have to be Vegan to enjoy that garden fresh smell. Don’t fucking wait…get Veggie-Filter today. Without further adieu…EMR!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JOSHERS
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
“You know your mama and your
_daddy saying I’m no good to you.
_They call me dirty from the alley
_until I don’t know what to do. I
_get so tired of sneakin’ around 
_just to get to your back door. I
_crawled past the garbage and
_your mama jumped out screamin’
_“don’t come back no more!” I 
_can’t take it. My guitar wants to
_kill your mama…“
EM NEWS
– This Storm Is A Real Dick!
– Travel Meats
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Sounds Like A Bit of A Gamble
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets creeped out
– Kravitz, Van Halen, NPH
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A Jerry’s Happy Note – “Heatseeker”
– You Have Seen The Signs Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!