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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHIC: TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“Well, it’s one for the money.
_Two for the show. Three to get
_ready. Now, go cat, go. But 
_don’t you…step on my blue
_suede shoes. Well, you can 
_do anything, but stay off of 
_my blue suede shoes. Well,
_you can knock me down. Step 
_in my face. Slander my name
_all over the place. Well, do
_anything that you want to do.
_But, honey, lay off of them
_shoes.“
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– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Marilyn Finds A Loving Home
– Cinema PaulieDiso doesn’t advertise
– Smith, Schwarzenegger, Hamill
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A new Five Minute Cinema
– Trucker Jokes
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– Minnesota Vice
– So much more, your head will spin!