Some folks will say that all cigarettes taste the same. Friends, don’t believe ’em. All cigarettes do not taste the same. Al Reynolds here to share with you the smoke of the future — Old Dogshit 100s. Old Dogshit don’t taste like other cigarettes, because they’re not like other cigarettes. The wrapper is that which you might find in a similar class of smoke, but the heart of Old Dogshit 100s is 100% pure rolled dog shit. At Old Dogshit our cigarettes are fresh, because we believe in going from the source straight to you. That’s right — ass to mouth. Take it from your old pal, Al — Old Dogshit 100s are the fucking bomb! Now, on with our show!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JOSHERS
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“It’s early in the morning, about
_a quarter till three. I’m sittin’
_here talkin’ with my baby, over
_cigarettes and coffee now. And
_to tell you that Darlin’ I’ve been 
_so satisfied. Honey, since I met
_you. Baby, since I met you. Oh.
_All the places that I’ve been 
_around and all the good looking
_girls I’ve met. They just don’t
_seem to fit in. Knowing this
_particularly sad, yeah. But it
_seemed to natural, darling, 
_that you and I are here. Just
_talking over cigarettes and
_drinking coffee. Oh. Now.“
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