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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JOSHERS
YOUR EM NEWS CHIC: TABI

“Sitting in the classroom, think-
_ing it’s a drag. Listening to the
_teacher rap just ain’t my bag.
_The noon bell rings, you know
_that’s my cue. I’m gonna meet
_the boys on floor number two.
_Smokin’ in the boys room.
_Smokin’ in the boys room. Now
_teacher don’t you fill me up 
_with your rules. Everybody
_knows that smokin’ ain’t 
_allowed in school. Checkin’
_out the halls, makin’ sure the
_coast is clear. Lookin’ in the
_stalls — no, there ain’t nobody
_here. Oh my buddy Fang and
_me and Paul, to get caught
_would surely be the death of
_us all.“
EM NEWS
– Taco Marks The Spot
– Pigeon Shit Talker Gets Shit
– Barefoot & Donuts
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– No Matter His Age, He’s Gone
– Cinema PaulieDiso is right on track
– Olyphant, Aykroyd, Banks
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– What They’re Made of -The EMR Snack Quiz
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– A Fuck Off! Rant
– So much more, your head will spin!