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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JOSHERS

“There was a great big moose
_who liked to drink a lot of
_juice. There was a great 
_big moose who liked to drink
_a lot of juice. Way-oh. Way-
_oh. Way-oh. Way-oh. The
_moose’ name was Fred. He
_liked to drink his juice in 
_bed. The Moose’ name was
_Fred. He liked to drink his
_juice in bed. He drank his
_juice with care, but he 
_spilled it in his hair. He 
_drank his juice with care, but
_he spilled it in his hair. Now,
_there’s a sticky moose, full of
_juice, on the loose.“
EM NEWS
– Will Saw For Youth
– Comedy — Now Part of The Security Package
– I Jussssst Dropped In To Ssssssay Hi
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Family To Take Over Park
– Cinema PaulieDiso has a strange night
– Casal, McGregor, Odenkirk
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– A Suh-Weet Round of The Initials Game
– Plenty of bad…REALLY BAD jokes
– Jerry presents Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!