Good evening. Stan Newcombe here to tell you all about new advances in food subtractitives.  Yes, you’ve been hearing about food additives for years now, but I guarantee you this is the first you’re hearing of our revolutionary new products. Slimewell Foods presents – Food Subtractitives. We give you all of the food and then lessen it just a little by taking out things we don’t think you need. Sound nifty? We thought so. Well, listen up because we have a whole lot more to…<CLICK>…episode 449. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JOSHERS
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“And the sign said – long-
_haired freaky people need
_not apply. So, I tucked my
_hair up under my hat and
_I went in to ask him why. He
_said – you look like a fine
_upstanding man, I think
_you’ll do. So, I took off the
_hat. I said – imagine that…
_Huh! Me workin’ for you.  
_Sign, sign, everywhere a 
_sign. Blockin’ out the  
_scenery, breakin’ my mind.
_Do this. Don’t do that. 
_Can’t you read the sign? 
_And the sign said anybody
_caught tresspassin’ will be
_shot on sight. So, I jumped
_the fence and a-yelled at
_the house –  what gives you
_the right to put up a fence
_to keep me out or to keep
_mother nature in…“
EM NEWS
– Even Hotter Than Sex
– I’m Sorry, Have You Seen The TSA?
– The Great Migratory Fuck You
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– We Were Kinda Fonda Him
– Cinema PaulieDiso in a blaze of glory
– McDormand, DeNiro, Thorne
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR McGuffin Quiz
– Plenty of bad old timey jokes
– Jerry’s Random Things In History
– So much more, your head will spin!