Standard of California on behalf of Independent Chevron Gas Stations and Standard Stations throughout the West invites you to “Let George Do It.” This program, “Let George Do It.” Is your stand fare, Sunday evening, family hour, light pornography. In the end you know that George will “do it” and he will “do it” well.  Don’t let the gossips in your work place out pace you come Monday morning…don’t miss “Let George Do It.” If you close your eyes, it will feel just like George is doing you.  Hey! Snap the fuck out of it! George isn’t doing shit…’cept listening to EMR episode 4-4-7. Don’t you think you ought to be doing the same? Yeah. You should.
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR GENERAL THEORIZER: JOSHERS

“Why is it me? This is not my
_day. I burned myself with
_coffee and my brand new 
_doggy ran away. How can it
_be? I can’t not believe. I 
_don’t have any money and I
_have to pay the bills today.
_I wish that I could run away.
_My self esteem is low. At
_losing, I’m a pro. But there’s
_one thing that I know. It’d 
_all be good, if I could just
_stay home. What should I do?
_He told me “I hate you!” I
_don’t know where to live 
_next year and my guitar
_won’t stay in tune. Where
_should I go? I am so all 
_alone. I broke my new
_computer and nobody
_calls me on the phone. I
_wish I weren’t so
_accident prone.“
EM NEWS
– Like Father, Not Enough Like Daughter
– One Man’s Trash…
– An Unfortunate Connection
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Manhattan Legal Mystery
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes the law into its own hands
– Morrison, Chapman, Clausen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons
_more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Odd Tidbits: The Quiz
– Plenty of Pirate Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!
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