Well sir, it’s late afternoon as we enter the small house half-way up in the next block now, and here in the living room we discover Mrs. Victor Gook and young Mr. Rush Gook. Young Mr. Rush Gook – who arrived home from school just a moment ago – still wears his hat and overcoat, and he regards his mother, who is sparkling with excitement. She’s been listening to the latest EMR and finds that it makes her more informed, more hip and more cool.  Shouldn’t you be as cool as Mrs. Gook?  This is #445. Enjoy the coolness
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR CHIEF THEORIZER: JOSHERS

“Here I am and within the
_reach of my hands. She’s
_sound asleep and she’s 
_sweeter now than the wild-
_est dream could have seen
_her. And I watcher her slip-
_ping away. Though I know
_I’ll be hunting high and low.
_High. There’s no end to the
_lengths I’ll go to. Hunting
_high and low. High. There’s
_no end to the lengths I’ll go
_to.“
EM NEWS
– Growl, Step, Step, Growl
– Most Likely To Come Unprepared
– Dating Is The Bomb
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– The Last Movie Star
– Cinema PaulieDiso’s rise to fame
– Watts, Lollobrigida, Cameron
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons
_more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Jerry’s Happy Note x2
– The Fucking Initials Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!