Another one! Another diner from the stars has, apparently, crash-landed to earth.  Where are all of these classic American dining cars coming from? We don’t know. It’s as if aliens we’re infiltrating earth’s population, making off with abandoned dining cars and then for reasons unbeknownst they are dropping them back to earth. Will you receive answers to this dilemma in episode 443? Probably not, but you’ll have a damn good time not figuring things out. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM-NEWS GIRL: TABI
YOUR CHIEF THEORIZER: JOSHERS

“Break into the diners at mid-
_night. Every light is out but
_the moonlight. Miss me at 
_the table as you hobble on.
_Pretend I’m the one that you
_still love. Play another song
_for your black heart. Put
_another coin in that juke-
_box. Dance along to all of
_the sad George Jones. Cry,
_cry, cry. Where are you now?
_Where have you been? Why
_do I waste, waste, waste all
_the love that you lend?“
EM NEWS
– Number One Fan
– The Southern Atomic
_Whisky Snake
– I Saguaro I Didn’t See It,
_Officer
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Dead Actress’ Jewelry Makes Film
_Debut
– The Good, The Bad, The Theater
_Tech
– Mirren, Munn, Hamilton
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons
_more

ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso is looking too
– An all new Top Ten List
– Theoretical Meltdown w/ Joshers
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!