Wake up masturbating with Ms. Delia on the Masturbation Monday
Some of you like to get naked when you call your Phone Sex Masturbatrix, kneel on the floor and pull that pud.  Some of you sit in a chair while you’re jerking it with one hand and working the keyboard with the other.  Now, this stroking technique is for those of you really lazy strokers who don’t even want to get out of bed.
Satin Sheet Masturbation

Get naked in bed, and roll over on your stomach.  Now stroker – start humping that bed!  That’s right, move that bed up and down, and try to slide forward a bit on the down stroke.  Now, this works best if you have satin sheets.  Flannel – probably not as much.  If you don’t have satin sheets, or they’re a bit on the scratchy side?  How about slipping into a nice pair of silk panties you slut!  It’ll be so much more fun if you have silk sheets though.  Do you know why?  Because if you do this before you go to bed, when you shoot your load, YOU get to sleep in the wet spot!
Want Some Humiliation With Your Stroking?
What about if you try the same technique, but you get down on your stomach on the floor?  Now, much like I wouldn’t recommend doing this with flannel sheets, I also wouldn’t suggest ‘70’s shag carpet, but if you’ve got some cool marble or tile flooring, it should feel just as good.  And you’ll look like a worthless slave, crawling for Mistress around on your belly at my feet!

Wake up sexy with Mistress Delia!