Ladies, gentleman and horrible men, we have a very special DVDASA episode today- the first Bobby Trivia produced show! Dave calls her the worst guest and you call her the best, she’s back, your favorite terrorist, the woman who watches 6 hours of porn a day: Saelee Oh. Ashy as ever, Bobby Trivia aka Ashyoncé got drunk one night and in his own words “after I had a drink or two or three I thought I was the hottest producer in LA.” So he contacts the craziest Korean after Dave to arrange a blind date shitshow special. The dates spiral from one dude to a douche before Dave questions the men in the room around him- is Poon the perfect man for Saelee? Is Bobby? Watch as Dave spins out a yarn of past sexts and textual healing from Saelee and Bobby pre-Quiet C. After all of that we keep going, with a comparison between west coast fans and east coast fans, the loving couple of Poon and Critter, a Nov. 2nd recap, a Poon poo, a Ryan Gosling lookalike, creepy fans (you), Bobby’s longtime Saelee fantasy, what Dave hears on the street, Dave shitting his pants, Poon's fear of child porn, what female organ Dave’s ball skin resembles, cuddling, and then we get into the thick of shit: Critter vs Saelee. Line up and listen to the worst apology in DVDASA history, and see how crazy Korean women can get. Who’s right and who’s wrong? One corner there’s the man who doesn’t paint noses and in the other we have a woman who gives three hour nosebleed blowjobs #nbbj. See why she might not have manners in a wedding but she has manners giving a blowjob. Watch, listen and learn- this is the greatest show on earth: DVDASA. Stay tuned for a bonus video at the end. Spoiler alert: cock, I mean cake.
Recorded November 25th, 2014.