Why so serious? Why the fuck not- death is the theme of today’s show where Steve Lee kicks this shit off dressed as a goth ghost speaking of the lower astral plane and his aunt who recently passed away. We don’t fuck around unless we’re fucking, so to keep this shit as serious and kosher as possible a mandatory $100 charity donation is initiated to anyone who speaks of sex or dick and fart jokes. Of course, Steve immediately blasts his ass, turning the white room into a gas chamber. After the ass air blows back we go all in, with thousands of dollars being donated while we cover everything from alienated to anal with reptilian gangs, old age heroin pacts, the bruised ribs of Choe, David Chang’s plans of world domination, Critter’s unorthodox upbringing and then the dark shit: when and how everyone expects to die. This shit is goth as fuck. As with all darkness, there’s a sliver of light, and for us the light comes in the form of hickeys all over Steve’s face that are revealed to be from a mysterious Middle Eastern lover. Steve recounts his experience wooing her with his horrible text game and infinite in person charm, turning from Steebee Weebee to Stevie McQueenie. Going over an American Psycho style clean up of his apartment scrubbing everything, buying toilet paper and shaving his balls, Steve recounts the intricacies of his date before suddenly being interrupted by a surprise guest- his mystery girl here in the flesh! The feelings of surprise turn into betrayal as a redzone cloud starts to storm when Steve thinks everything was all for a prank. AL comes in to assuage and massage any muscles of remorse or ill feeling and the couple reveals their multi-hour dry hump session with water breaks and pocket pussy show and tell. How many pumps does it take to get to the center of a Steve Lee cumdrop? Watch and find out in this moveable feast of taco dogs and panty pops. We are DVDASA. We face fuck life and lick the ass of death. Recorded September 16th, 2014.