Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Tinman. The Enterprise picks up this super Betazoid dude who specializes in first contact to meet up with this living starship, but the Romulans caught whiff of it and said nuh uh if I can't have

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Captain's Holiday. The crew noticed that Picard has been a little worn down lately and pushed for him to take a vacation on this planet where you can bang anyone you want by walking around with a

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Allegiance. Picard gets abducted by some random aliens to be a part of some experiment while being traded with a clone Picard on the Enterprise, then pretend Picard was a total pussy tease to Cru

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Sins Of The Father. The Enterprise has a new number 2 and it's a Klingon! But this Klingon turns out to be Worfs long lost brother who wanted to tell him that his dead dad was charged with being

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Offspring aka Daddy Data.Data builds a robot he considers his daughter. Some admiral we call admiral asshole wants to take her away but she developes feelings and then she starts crying and d

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Yesterday's Enterprise. Here we go again, effin with time in this episode, Enterprise C meets Enterprise D and now Picard has to make a decision to either let C remain in his time line or send it

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Matter Of Perspective. There's this space station that blew up right after Riker got beamed out of it then apparently he done beat up some old man and took his wife and Riker was charge with murd

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Deja Q. The Enterprise is tasked with helping out some people who's moon is headed towards them when Q drops in, in the nude because he lost his powers and he decided to stay with Picard because

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The High Ground. Beverly gets kidnapped by some terrorist group after a cafe bombing. The Enterprise devised a plan to rescue her while the leader of her captors drew creepy drawings of her as sh

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Hunted. Essentially the Enterprise takes in this Special Forces guy and decideds to whoop everyones ass in the ship! I guess they concentrated on the Theater Program that they totally forgot