We were obviously too stunned to speak after witnessing the Oscar Slap so this episode is a little late. But we get into everything that happened after Will Smith took his history with Chris Rock to slappin’ heights and also talk about the winners and moments that aren’t related to The Slap. From there, we cover some REAL news by getting into the Brazilian singer who ended up in the hospital with stomach pains from holding in her farts around her boyfriend since they weren’t on farting terms yet.

Other stories we talk about include Hilaria and Alec Baldwin’s seventh Baldwinito, Ashley Tisdale filling her bookshelves up with random books for an Archicetual Digest tour, Ewan McGregor saying he sometimes does the “Jedi Move” to open doors, and Britney Spears letting us know that she lives in a state of bliss since she has no idea who Scott Disick and Pete Davidson are. We also ask each other: window seat person or aisle seat person?

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