Adrian Lyne’s soft-core cuck trashterpiece Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is out, and so of course, Allison and I watched it and talk all about the WTFness of it all. But before we talk about Ben and his snails, we get into Kanye West getting suspended from Instagram and banned from performing at this year’s Grammys. And since the Oscars are coming up, we guess who the winners will be and also guess that Sam Elliott will probably scream “NOOO!!!” a couple of times during the show.

Other stories we cover include Kylie Jenner changing her second baby’s name, the end of a You Are NOT The Father era, Rihanna getting papped buying baby clothes at Target, Stephanie Beatriz saying she sang her Encanto song while in labor, and Keith Richards causing the tobacco industry to go bankrupt by quitting cigs after 55 years.

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