We start this episode by talking about how Grimes and Elon Musk made a second baby named Y (their first is named X), and yes, I make the extremely original point that all they need is a third baby named Z and their XY and Z trio will be complete. We also talk about how Grimes and Elon are over and she’s already moved on to Chelsea Manning. From there, we get into Jane Campion’s weekend of highs (her slapdown of Sam Elliott) and lows (her comment about Serena and Venus Williams), and demure blossom Stevie J getting a BJ during an interview.

Other stuff we cover includes a Kardashian saying some stupid shit (BREAKING NEWS, I know), Oscar winner Mark Rylance skipping the Oscars over how boring it is, Cameron Diaz claiming she hardly washes her face, Dolly Parton deciding that she’s not rock and roll enough for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Demi Lovato probably getting scammed over some”Egyptian artifacts.”

And if you’ve been asking yourself, “Whatever happened to Greasy Bear?“, we may have some answers for you!

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